GUARANTEED!Create Mascot for a controversial and yet awesome/highly promoted new social media health & lifestyle company

Hansonyou

I will be targeting those who wish to optimize their health, wealth, relation and happiness via 6 social media campaigns.

Beet My Meat Mondays - Cool cooking recipes involving Beets and meet
Optimize Tuesday - Optimization of productivity, health hacks & environment
Whitelabwednesdays - A day where i share the science behind the users nutraceutical questions
Make Hans Read (Thursdays) - I will be reading a book a week chosen by a user and sharing my thoughts on it on thursday via periscope
Outside the Gym Fridays - talking about the attributes needed to get ones health in order, and how to use those attributes in the other areas of your life.
Constructive Call Out (Saturday) - Call me out on anything I said, best call out wins product for a month and I address their callout on FB.

So many ways we will add value.

I want a very simple team of mascots. Does not have to be highly detailed. The winner will work with me to create logos using the mascots for the 6 social media campaigns.

The three will be, me (see image attached), a white lab (see image attached) and a cartoon beet with a face (think super meat boy)

Simple. Not super detailed but definitely must be versatile. Feel free to message me for any more information!

Added tons of pics of my dog, hopefully you can grasp her character :)

i'm the same guy in the last three pics, those are my most recent.

Try and get my dimples, beard and comb over in the illustration. For shirt, last pic with white shirt preferable

and last would be something like super meat boy but as a beet>

Cheers!