Grolins Inc needs a new t-shirt design

Grolins Inc

Educating The world by speaking through T-shirts

Hi,

OK, this is the situation, I'm not too sure how to put this but here we go.

I suffer from a very bad body odor and I am only 21 yrs of age, this has totally affected my social life style. I have done every medical test possible to identify the problem but fallen short.

Everywhere I go is a disaster because people tend as hard as possible to make me know I smell bad and I'm tired of not being able to do anything for the fear of being misunderstood or judged.

I have used every available deodorant out there and even tried bottox to no success so I believe the only way to get any thing through is to preempt (Take action in order to prevent (an event) from happening) the negative.

I want a t shirt design that will illustrate that i have taken a shower and that I'm not a dirty person. I don't really have a concept to be followed so all designs are welcomed.

I don't what a design that would just be plain text.

I am leaning towards the idea of an ape taking a shower or even a skunk taking a shower or something else that would illustrate the fact with ed hardy type wrap around text some something to the effect that the bad odor is naturally inherited and nothing i do can change that fact so people should deal with it or move away.

I want a design that even the illiterate person would understand at first glance. I don't want something too crowded that the purpose is defeated.

Please I do not want for this to be taken as a joke cos this is the reality I deal with every second of every day.

I need intelligent designs to PREEMPT THE NEGATIVE.

Thanks